April 29th, 2008

It always happens this way: you're having a great time with the PSP, and suddenly the biggest cockroach you've ever seen in your life crawls casually towards you!

Cockroaches. Brr. This one is probably larger than an old-school USB flash drive and had antennae the same width as pancit bihon. It's freaky. Well, at least it didn't fly or anything, but all the same it looks really dirty and germy and I felt sick just looking at it.

I tried killing it a while ago, but it escaped from me.

UUUGH. Now I see it again, its terrible antennae waving mockingly at me! Excuse me while I kill this crappy piece of crappy crap.

 EDIT: UUUGH. Now it's dead. Behold the power of an old discarded sandal.

I don't understand why cockroaches have to have that icky yellowish white goo inside them... and why it always ends up messier when I kill it on my carpeted floor, rather than anywhere else. Dammit!